"Freedom" in our Orwellian Dystopia

"Freedom" in our Orwellian Dystopia

FREEDOM*

*Freedom is subject to the following terms and conditions: "Freedom" strictly refers to the latitude we allow you to do or say what we tell you, in the manner and scope we tell you to do it.  "Freedom" is a privilege, not a "right".  Failure to comply with "Freedom" will result in it's removal. "Freedom" is subject to availability; not available in all areas.  Freedom is not free; you will be assessed a fee; based progressively on your annual usage. Freedom does NOT extend to unsanctioned thoughts, words, events, or actions.  If you are unsure about any of the previous, apply for a permit at your local "Freedom" center. If it is determined that you perform or ever HAVE performed any act, thought, or speech that is determined to be "unpatriotic", your FREEDOM will be immediately revoked. Thoughts, speech, or acts are calculated "Patriotic" or "unpatriotic" via tabulation of a number of factors, including age, race, gender, and political affiliation.  The specific weighting of the previous factors in any assessment of your "patriotism" are subject to change at any time. You are Free to do whatever we tell you under these terms.