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Following the Fort Hood tragedy, the U.S. military decided to extend its "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy to Islamist extremists so that never again will they be harassed or embarrassed as poor Major Nidal Malik Hasan was with awkward, unfair, provocative questions like, "Sir, are you sure it's right that a U.S. army officer should be posting on a Jihadist website?" and "Sir, why are you a pointing that gun at me and shouting Allahu Akbar?"